UPS Used to Fly Passengers...?

"PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120" (pyroholtz) 09/09/2020 at 11:39 • Filed to: Planelopnik, UPS

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Converting 5 medium siz ed , single aisle aircraft every Friday and then again before Monday seems outrageous, the 90s were crazy.

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 11:50

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I’d consider sending my kids book rate.

For Sweden > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 11:55

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Duh.

U nited

P assenger

S ervice

BreakMyWallet > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 11:56

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As a kid I remember riding in the shuttle bus from the parking lot to the terminal and some other folks on the shuttle told the driver they were flying UPS A ir. I made jokes about this for the entirety of the trip, because who flies on a UPS plane?

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/09/2020 at 11:56

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Parents watching their troublesome kids like

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 09/09/2020 at 11:59

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My kids are well-behaved; I’m just cheap.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > For Sweden 09/09/2020 at 11:59

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Man, how did I miss this one?!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 12:03

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So did FedEx until a plane crashed in the Pacific in 1995, leaving Chuck Noland as the only survivor stranded on an island for several years until he was eventually rescued .

dogisbadob > For Sweden 09/09/2020 at 12:11

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came here for this

My bird IS the word > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 12:12

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Yeah its called human trafficking

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/09/2020 at 12:12

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Fake news. He was accompanied by his companion, Wilson, who subsequently decided to leave him instead of returning to civilization. 

Brickman > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 12:26

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Isn’ t modern airlines like that? Pack everyone in with no leg room :P

Cash Rewards > For Sweden 09/09/2020 at 12:28

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Me to son: I told you to get your toy off the floor!

Son to me: I did! It’s on the wrapper. The wrapper is on the floor.

Me to me: I deserve this

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > haveacarortwoorthree2 09/09/2020 at 12:33

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See? I knew that Wilson guy was a prick. 

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 12:39

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Upchucking Passenger Service?

Unruly Prisoner Shuttle?

Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 12:45

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Flying passenger on a civilian  cargo plane? Nah

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 12:59

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... I hope they go out of business altogether.

Useless tits.

Jim Spanfeller > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 13:31

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Yeah, but traveling via cardboard  box didn’t catch on.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 13:40

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What can a code brown do for you?

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Cash Rewards 09/09/2020 at 13:45

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Turns out smart ass adults make smart ass kids.

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 13:55

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I’ve ridden on UPS a few times. Other airline pilots can use them to get around. It’s nice, usually there are a few first class type seats and aside from one time where there was another guy  It was just me and boxes. FedEx does the same. It’s a great way to get around if you are able. 

Cash Rewards > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 09/09/2020 at 14:19

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Who grow up to be....smart ass adults! Thus, the cycle continues.

At least I'm aware that I'm reaping what I sowed. Unlike my own father, who was somehow surprised.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! 09/09/2020 at 14:35

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That’s cool as long as the flight doesn't go all Cast Away.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 09/09/2020 at 14:45

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Certainly at the end. But for awhile there, they had a ball together. 

zipfuel > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 09/09/2020 at 21:10

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That video is awesome!

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > zipfuel 09/09/2020 at 21:16

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I agree and could just imagine the 90s guy with the large camcorder, doing the filming.